duh! conversations #2

inside the plane going to davao

annoying boy: god! this plane stinks! This plane really stinks!
annoying boy: oh, lola look at the rain! It’s flying all over…
annoying boy: it’s getting dark, the clouds are getting dark lola…
in my mind: (ah lola, pwede bang patahimikin mo yang apo mo, bago yung paningin ko ang magdilim!)
annoying boy: let me do my seatbelt myself lola… eeeew this plane really stinks!
in my mind: please lang ha! you’re not even a cute boy… (ang sarap nang patulan!)
annoying boy: are we landing already? My stomach is somersaulting inside….
annoying boy: holy cow, this seat is so ickkky! I wanna go home…
in my mind: utang na loob! Lord bigyan mo ako ng patience tulad nung kay lola….

(when the plane had finally landed….)
annoying boy: hay salamat, niabot na gyud ta! I love this plane!
in my mind: putang ina!!! Bisaya din pala, may pa stinks stinks pang nalalaman! Grrrr…